Yes, it's been a long time. Yes, I suck for abruptly vanishing for months, and forcing you to turn elsewhere for your entertainment. I'm sorry. I'm also coming back, bigger and better than ever. This blog is not only getting revived, it's getting a restructuring that will make it bigger and better than ever.
Shit. I said that twice. Guess I'm rusty.
New features may or may not include:
- Music and movie reviews
- Daily horoscopes, written by yours truly
- Fortune cookies, also written by yours truly
- The usual engaging, thought-provoking, and occasionally laugh-inducing essays
- Links to funny pictures and/or YouTube videos (for those days when I got nothin')
I have several other ideas in the works, but I don't want to give away too much. Okay, that's a lie. I just don't want to state those ideas, have you look forward to them, then have you angry if I change my mind and decide they're too much hassle. I will, however, consider any and all ideas submitted to me via comment, email, smoke signal, or rocks with notes taped to them thrown through my window. (Rocks must also have a minimum of $1,000 taped to them.)
Nevertheless. This blog WILL return. It WILL rock your socks. And if you aren't wearing socks, it will perform a piledriver on you, jab you in the kidneys with a sharp stick, put scratchy and thoroughly uncomfortable thick woolen socks on your feet, and THEN rock your socks.
Consider yourselves warned.
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